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Make Me Squirt! It’s a Chinese Christmas Tradition!
Genre: MILF, Step, Shower, Christmas
Year Released: 2025
Runtime: 37m
Cast: Christy Love, David Lee
Where to Watch: available now, watch here: www.teamskeet.com
NO-FILTER REVIEW: This wild-ass Christmas special pulls no punches and doesn’t waste a second, or drop of cum. From the opening moment, Christy Love sinks deep into the role of an over-devoted, impossibly horny stepmom hellbent on giving her heartbroken stepson David Lee the kind of holiday therapy no actual therapist would dare recommend. The tone is gleefully unhinged, equal parts camp and unrelenting filth, and it rides the fantasy into full-blown, fluid-drenched chaos.
David's hiding in bed, mourning a breakup, until Christy bursts in like a deranged elf with a mission. She’s cheery, sugary-sweet, but the script wastes zero time hinting at her real intentions. She wants to cheer him up, "Chinese Christmas” style, and decides a shower would be a great start. That’s not code for anything; she literally drags him into the bathroom, strips him down, and gets to work.
What follows is a delightful shower scene, where they’re both fully nude and glistening under the water, Christy slides the loofah across his body, casually grazing his cock while playfully claiming it’s all part of the “tradition.” She moans on about how grown-up he’s gotten and then lets him wash her shoulders, tits, stomach, and eventually her soaking wet pussy. It’s slow, softcore buildup on the surface, but every line, every touch, every “oops, did I touch your cock?” exchange is dripping with tension.
After drying off, she throws on a sparkling silver dress, shining in every curve, and introduces "Dirty Karaoke." What starts as a cheesy holiday gag quickly turns filthy as she drops to her knees mid-song, yanks his pants down, and deepthroats him with glee. Christy doesn’t hold back, slurping, moaning, and stroking with absolute purpose. The blowjob alone could carry a full-length scene.
Then comes the holiday gift exchange, and this is where the title gets literal. She offers him a “good luck apple” nestled between her legs, but before he can even get more than one bite, she pulls it away and shoves his face into her pussy. It’s Christy at her best, guiding his tongue, grinding on his mouth, moaning like this is the first orgasm she’s had in months. She takes total control, grabbing his hair, calling him a good boy, and milking every second of it.
From there, it’s full steam ahead. The blowjob resumes, sloppy, deep, and unashamedly loud. It's not long before they rip each other’s clothes off and start fucking on the couch. David fucks her with the intensity of a guy who just got dumped and is now balls-deep in his stepmom. She squirts hard, over and over again, soaking them both and the couch while begging for more.
Christy climbs on top and rides him like she owns the house, which is fair! Her dirty talk is relentless, her ass bouncing with every thrust, and her eyes never leave his. It’s intimate, depraved, and intensely personal, exactly what these fantasy scenes live for.
They move to the floor. She squats over him in full cowgirl, leaning back, legs shaking as she drenches him again and again. You can tell she’s completely in the moment, screaming his name, calling him her good little boy, while grinding through another orgasm. She wanted this, needed this, and is loving every second!
And just when it feels like they’ve done everything, she flips back into blowjob mode, shoving his cock down her throat before turning for some wild reverse cowgirl. His hands grip her waist, then her ass, until she drops to all fours for a short but savage round of doggystyle that has her moaning loud enough to wake the neighbors.
Finally, she sits between his legs, jerks him off, teasing the head of his cock while stroking up and down his entire length. He explodes, huge, thick ropes of cum shoot into the air like a geyser, splattering across her chest, stomach, and even up to her neck. It’s a firehose finish that makes the entire scene feel like a crescendo.
Then, in quite the unhinged, but welcomed holiday moment, she grabs that apple, scoops up some of the cum with it, takes a massive bite, and smiles. “Merry Christmas,” she coos.
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[photo courtesy of TEAM SKEET, MYLF, TYGER MOMS]
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